I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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