What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
