oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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