her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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