What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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