Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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