I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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