idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it glows. i had to have it.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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