Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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