Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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