we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
jump out the window naked night went bad
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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