Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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