brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he told me I talked like a deaf person
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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