You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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