Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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