I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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