A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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