Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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