No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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