Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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