Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
third nipple confirmed
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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