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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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