Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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