Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize