I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
