Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
