it's too hot outside to masturbate.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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