that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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