Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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