"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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