Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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