We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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