And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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