I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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