you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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