Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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