He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
someone owes me an orgasm
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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