I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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