We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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