Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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