He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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