you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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