Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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