I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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