Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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