Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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