Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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