It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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