It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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