butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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