belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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