i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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