after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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