I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
