You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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