I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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